shockwave
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Post by shockwave on Aug 22, 2008 19:39:24 GMT 1
AWESOME!!! this is going to be a really short post... ***clears throat***... The fighting rocks, the story line is wicked, the variety of weapons and clothes are amazing, the different jobs are sweet, the characters rule and the swearing is immense =P The only thing i don't like is the fact that the map is only for getting from one area to the other, cant really do much on it, but ah well! the game is AMAZING!!!
I Rate This Game - 10/10
Thanks for reading ~Shockwave~
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mattiebo
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Post by mattiebo on Sept 5, 2008 20:36:11 GMT 1
a masterpiece made by Suda51 and his team, this is a must have!
-Graphics- 9% some may argue that the NMH graphics are terrible, but they are really great in their own little way! the graphics are unique to Suda51's games, and that is what makes them truly great!
-Gameplay- 10% NMH is the greatest game ever! with retro styles and brilliant fighting aswell as fun mini-games and lots... an lots of VIOLENCE!!! some people may have the original version (like me) where if you kill someone they explod into coins, but some may have the new bloodshed edition where they explode into a pool of BLOOD!!! perfect gameplay, you just can't beat it!
-Single Player- 10% again, NMH is perfect in almost every way! you play as travis touchdown, an average man who bought a beam sword called the blood cherry from an internet auction site, he is then told to kill someone named helter skelter, little odes he know that helter skelter is infact the 11th ranked assassin in the world and by killing him travis will get his place! your aim in the game is to become the number one ranked assassin, but the only way to do that is to kill all others below you!
-Multiplayer- 9% i know what you may be thinking, "9% for multiplayer?!? but NMH doesn't even have multiplayer!!!" and that is why it got 9%! because i think a multiplayer mode would ruin it! think of pikmin 2, did the multiplayer games actually make a difference?... no! they didn't, they were just a little thing on the side and if it wasn't there, we could have had more content! enough said!
-Online- 9% its the same with multiplayer! it would ruin it! plus in NMH, if you hit an enemy with your beam sword, they generally die in one hit! that would'nt make a very good online multiplayer would it now? i mean yeah, it would be quite nice for most games, like wii sports and super mario galaxy, would be great with online... but just not this!
-Extras- 8% to be honest, there are not many extras on NMH. it has some great cut-scenes full of humour and it also has some great... and weird content, such as the strange video tape you start off with... its a crap song video. O.O
-Mini Games- 10% NMH mini games... they rock! you'll play games from litter picking, to mowing the lawn, to cleaning graffiti and even seducing cats! its just great, and you even earn money for it! using the wiimote to wave a fluffy thing infront of a cats face is so great!!!
-Life Span- 9% ...the life span... hmmm... well once you have completed it once theres not really much else to do, so i'd say that the life span lasts about... oh... 2 or 3 months, however... its still great! 3 months of my life well spent!
-Story- 10% i've already told you a bit about the story in the gameplay area, nut here i'll explain it in much more detail.
so you're just the average man, travis touchdown, he likes watching dirty tapes and wearing a jacket and some sun glasses. apparently (according to Suda51 [the head of the creation team]) travis was based on johnny knoxville, the... well jackass from the hit american stunt show... jackass!
Travis buys a beam katana called the blood cheery from an internet auction site, he was then told to kill someone named helter skelter. he kills this person in the opening sequence and so you can get right into travis' life at the start! Travis is now placed into the 11th spot for the best assassins in the world!
you, as travis, must track down and kill all the other assassins and frankly... its great!
-Characters- 10% the characters are great! you will meet a french woman named Sylvia, an idiot who thinks hes a super hero, named destroy man and many more! the characters in this game are well put together, very well portrayed and are generally just hilarious!
ok! now lets add up the scores...
-Graphics- 9% -Gameplay- 10% -Single Player- 10% -Multiplayer- 9% -Online- 9% -Extras- 8% -Mini Games- 10% -Life Span- 9% -Story- 10%
and the final score... is... ... ... a whopping 94%!!!
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